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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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thestuffedalligator

My brother-in-law has a Thing where he gives me increasingly rare copies of The Bee Movie and it’s long since gone from “Goofy running gag” to “I don’t know how much money he’s willing to commit to this bit and it Scares Me.”

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Where the fuck can we go from here

milf-adjacent

He's gonna find a screener copy. That's what's gonna happen

thestuffedalligator

He already has.

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milf-adjacent

Jerry Seinfeld is gonna knock on your door some day. Be prepared.

makkermaat
amygdalae

Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me